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When Andrew calls you ugly or fat or incompetent, you may take this personally. If I really was mentally retarded, butt ugly, or a whale, he wouldn’t be THAT SHITTY of a person. So you can be flattered by people’s insults, they really love you deep down inside. Thank you Andrew for teaching me this valuable lesson. I love my favorite cousin Andrew!
The Andrew Insult Theory
this explains my life.
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i hate goodbyes, i’ve said too many lately.
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